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  • A message from Turd Castle.
  • A sneeze from the turtle's head.
  • Air biscuit
  • Air Jordan
  • Anal airwaves
  • Anal audio
  • Anal telegram
  • Ass-paragas
  • Backstreet Boys
  • Barked
  • Barked beans
  • Bean sprouts
  • Bench warmer
  • Bips
  • Blast
  • Blatt!
  • Blow-Holes.
  • Blowing mud.
  • Blowing the ol butt trumpet.
  • Bottom burp
  • Botty burp
  • Britney Spoors
  • Bucksnort
  • Butt burner
  • Cheesers
  • Clouds of chaos.
  • Colon quack.
  • Cracking a rat.
  • Crack splitters.
  • Cutting the cheese.
  • Disappointments from down under.
  • Draw mud.
  • Dropped a shoe.
  • Dropping your guts.
  • Escape from the planet of the gapes.
  • Exercising the meat nozzle.
  • Exploding turds.
  • Fecal Fluffies
  • Firing Scud missiles.
  • Flatulence
  • Fluff
  • Foul's Hoot
  • Framping barking spider.
  • Gassius Assius
  • Gravy pants
  • Grep
  • Guff
  • Happy honkers
  • Heinie burp
  • Hotties
  • I smell sulfur, wait a minute, that's my ass!
  • Janet
  • K-Fart
  • Makin' beans
  • Message from Uranus
  • Mud crickets
  • Mud duck
  • My butt has something to say...
  • Natural Gas
  • Nature's little surprises
  • Nature's musical box
  • One turd honking at another for the right of way.
  • Ooh, that's a nasty cough
  • Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash!
  • Pant stainers
  • Panty Burps
  • Parps
  • Phoofs
  • Pieru
  • Poof
  • Poots
  • Pull my finger!
  • Quakers - 9.5 on the Rectal Scale!
  • Rat Bark
  • Rosebuds
  • S.A.V. Silent And Violent
  • S.B.D. Silent But Deadly
  • Schnurs
  • Shootin' bunnies
  • Short snort
  • Sidewinder
  • Silence in the court, my bums about to talk...
  • Smell-O-Gram
  • Speak to me ol' toothless wonder.
  • Speak up Brown, ya through.
  • Stinkies
  • Thar she blows!
  • The Brown River
  • The Great Brown Cloud
  • The Great Equalizer
  • There goes a mouse on a motorcycle.
  • Thunder from down under.
  • Tooters
  • Tree frog
  • Trouser cough
  • Trouser ghost
  • Trouser rippers
  • Trouser trumpet
  • Trump
  • Turd honking
  • Turd Tooties
  • Turds slamming on the brakes.
  • Underthunder
  • Who dropped their guts?
  • Who opened their lunch box?
  • Who stepped on a duck?
  • Winds
  • Woofer